• Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ★½

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    *Sighs*

    Well, that was painful.

    I've been a fan of Space Jam since I was a kid. While not perfect, it had its charm, the soundtrack was great, the characters had their moments to shine, Michael Jordan with his "I don't give a fuck" reaction at times was funny. Yeah, he is not a great actor but it worked for the film and didn't ruin it. Not every joke was super funny but they weren't insulting, unlike this sequel.

    Space…

  • A Shot in the Dark

    A Shot in the Dark

    ★★★★★

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    Classic.

    Now I know the first Pink Panther film doesn't have a lot of fans and I completely understand. I still think the film is great, not perfect though. I mean they had the right talented people to make it work. Now it's time to expand and make some changes while adding some missing ingredients. Thanks to Sellers' ability to steal every scene and be the most fascinating character to follow. The audience was hungry to see more from him.…

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ★★

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    Oh Zack you hack....*sighs" I really wanted to like this so bad. As much as I hate his bullshit DC films, I wanted to give this a chance cause hey back then he gave us one of the best remakes of all time, Dawn of the Dead. Off course, James Gun should get some credit since he wrote the thing. So ok, his overrated Synder cut was a hit, fine, make some money. Now we can finally get a big-budget-rated…

  • Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack

    Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack

    ★★★★★

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    Fun fun fun. I was hoping we would get the continuation of the previous film involving the black hole but no, it's completely ignored. I found a way to connect it, simple. Godzilla got sucked into the black hole and weirdly ended up in the Evil Dead franchise where Ash had to deal with it and to no one's surprise, sends the creature back to where it came from. Although they do explain Godzilla being possessed by the souls of…

  • It's Me, Billy

    It's Me, Billy

    ★★½

    For a fan film, what Dave McRae gave us was eh fine. It's certainly better than the last godawful remake plus it's pretty short. Some nice tiny moments that I liked here and there. We only have 3 characters alone, so don't expect a huge number of kills or even gore, cause it's trying to be like the first film.
    It didn't blow me away or anything but it's worth a watch. And yeah of course if you're familiar with the original, you can notice the Easter eggs here and there.

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★

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    Well, that was disappointing....now look I love the original 1995 and still do, somehow it gets more hate these days even to the point where they shit on Goro's practical design.....I don't get it, it still looks impressive plus it has more personality than the walking CGI we got here.

    I'm not saying MK doesn't need a reboot or remake, cause it does. As much as I love the original, it has some issues. It could have been 10 times…

  • Warlock III: The End of Innocence

    Warlock III: The End of Innocence

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    Ian West wasn't kidding, this was extremely dull and boring.

    Damn it, you have the girl from Hellraiser, Brian from Brain Damage, the villain who works at Mondo Burger and yet they can't save the film.
    Nothing against Bruce Payne, he was fine in Passenger 57 with his silly one-liners but here...eh, nothing interesting. Julian Sands was more fun to watch.

    Honestly, this could have been a shitty generic haunted house movie, you didn't even need a Warlock. You have…

  • Battlefield Baseball

    Battlefield Baseball

    ★★½

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    Haha what the fuck did I just watch?
    Its basically if you took the first match in Shaolin Soccer but you extend it to a full movie because they don't give a fuck about baseball other than murdering each other.

    So our badass hero from Versus is back (don't know why people hate that movie as well....oh well). Both films have the same poster, so you kinda guess that he is a badass here as well. So you get the…

  • Warlock: The Armageddon

    Warlock: The Armageddon

    ★★★½

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    Oh no they killed Kenny.

    The first Warlock film was decent, had a little bit of the Terminator with some good ideas. Although I wish the Amish guy joined them during the end, it would have made the airplane scene funnier but hey it's fine.

    Going to this sequel, I was worried for a bit cause of the opening credits, not impressive with all the pauses but because it was from the director of Waxwork & Waxwork 2 I gave it…

  • The Silence of the Hams

    The Silence of the Hams

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    Good god, this was bad. At first, it looked like it was going to be decent at least but then slowly slowly it fell right in the garbage can. At least I chuckled in a couple of scenes at the beginning either it was funny or the idea that they actually thought this would be funny. I'm shocked at the cast. Even fucking John Carpenter and Joe Dante shared a scene together. As well as John Landis but good lord…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★½

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    Good lord, well, at least I'm done with this. Never coming back to this ever again. What a waste of my time. Yeah, I guess it is better than what we got before but that's not saying much. Of course with 4 hours you have better character development. The Shining miniseries was longer and had more time for character development but it was still a mess.

    I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of Zack Snyder. The only film I…

  • AEW Revolution 2021

    AEW Revolution 2021

    ★★★

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    ......well.....that was embarrassing. I laughed my ass off but at the same time, I felt bad for Eddie Kingston....shit, here is a guy who is talented on the mic and has a bright future. He didn't deserve this fuckery. The poor guy was selling his ass off playing dead from sparklers...Jesus. Jericho's WWF debut looked more dangerous than this. Fuck, they could have saved this by letting the heels show up laughing. Well, they did now but its too late…