My taste in movies can best be described as “nonexistent”

Favorite films

  • True Stories
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Joe Versus the Volcano
  • Phantom of the Paradise

Recent activity

  • The Harder They Fall


  • The Nice Guys


  • Marrowbone


  • Midnight Mass

Recent reviews

  • Marrowbone



    There's a scene where George Mackay says the wrong line in this movie. That's the most interesting thing I can say about it.

  • The Harder They Fall

    The Harder They Fall


    The story wasn't very good, which really pisses me off because there are so many great performances just straining to be in a more interesting film. Lakeith Stanfield is fantastic as always—I want him to be in everything—and Regina King and Idris Elba are perfect outlaws. Zazie Beetz was not so impressive, she's just kind of making the 😠 face this whole time. I loved the white town of Maysville and the music was a stroke of genius—who would've thought reggae would work so well in a Western?

Popular reviews

  • The Christmas Setup

    The Christmas Setup


    Make the Yuletide gay!

    I was sceptical going into this, since romantic comedies make me queasy and I’m more familiar with the Stalked by My Husband’s Secret Daughter side of Lifetime than the Sugar and Spice and Everything Christmas side.

    But The Christmas Setup is pretty wonderful. Not only is the chemistry between the two leads great, but so is the chemistry between the main character and his best friend—I totally bought their friendship. Fran Drescher as the Christmas-loving librarian…

  • Interface Part I

    Interface Part I


    The only question is: when you broke free, what did you leave behind?

    I love Interface. It’s surreal, imaginative, and bizarre. I love that things like this are being made and that I can watch them for free on YouTube dot com—a testament to human creativity.

    I can think of no higher compliment for an animated series than to say that it couldn’t have been told in any other way; and Interface absolutely couldn’t have been. It takes full advantage…