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  • Saw IV

    Saw IV


    Or The Continuing Adventures of Jigsaw, The Guy Who Really Loves Messing With This One Extremely Incompetent Police Department Who Can Never Catch Him, Even After He’s Already Dead.

  • Cradle 2 the Grave

    Cradle 2 the Grave


    I would love to know the full story of how Andrzej Bartkowiak went from being cinematographer on Terms of Endearment and almost everything Sidney Lumet made in the 1980s to directing three movies in four years with DMX (RIP).

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  • Parasite


    Another Bong hit.

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird


    Two names. Two boyfriends. Two best friends. Two semesters. Two school plays. Two dances. Two parties. Two distinct relationships with her parents. Two potential colleges. Two churches. And a hundred million kajillion tears for the scene at the airport.