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  • Another Round
  • First Reformed
  • The Princess Bride
  • Magnolia

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  • The King's Man

    ★★★

  • Copshop

    ★★★½

  • They Live

    ★★★★

  • Scream

    ★★★½

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★★

    It’s not good when real life is funnier than your comedic commentary on it, but it’s a hard line to beat to be fair. 

    I like Adam McKay and I enjoyed this but I agree with those who think he’s taking himself too seriously. This can’t figure out whether it’s trying to be an apocalyptic drama/straight faced satire or a spoof. Don’t get me wrong, I am proudly in the choir, but the preaching feels too much like it was…

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★½

    The divisiveness of this film is happening before our very eyes, which is the only realistic outcome when such a beloved and influential franchise gets a reboot into the world of 2021. It’s a hard pill to swallow (ha), but The Matrix was destined to never be left alone, and it might be the perfect tool to simultaneously contribute to and critique the current blockbuster landscape.

    I think it’s unfair to expect a fourth film to tread entirely new ground,…

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  • The King's Man

    The King's Man

    ★★★

    I liked it! A jolly good time. A 14 year old history buff’s revisionist wet dream. Did a video

    TL;DW: Ra Ra Rasputin

    2021 Ranked🤺

  • Copshop

    Copshop

    ★★★½

    Copshop is a great little film disguised as a made for TV dad flick (coincidentally I did watch it with my dad, he liked it). It feels inspired by a lot of iconic films before it and has fun with different tones in a way that worked for me. Chekhov’s gun is just as present as real guns in Carnahan’s writing - the story is packed with foreshadowing and verbal callbacks that are subtle enough to be charming. Top that off…

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  • The 355

    The 355

    ★½

    Gaslight Gatekeep Give me my money back

  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    ★★★★½

    i am fucking speechless. I’m gonna probably delete this and come back to do a real review lol but I just wanted to broadcast to this godforsaken app that this movie is phenomenal, crying and shaking when i came out and this time that’s not a joke. It will not resonate to that degree with everyone obv but this is a masterful ass film and it is IMPORTANT and Jodie Comer is BRILLIANT and everyone sucks for not believing women. Go see it