Commando

Commando ★★★★★

John matrix is the kind of man I aspire to be. I wish one day to get the opportunity to save my daughter from a Central American dictator who’s country is somehow an 11 hour flight from Los Angeles (that is being portrayed by a Persian man doing a tony Montana impression) by befriending a hot black stewardess (who is also a pilot), murdering 100’s of henchmen (that the dictator brought with him to LA?) and taking advantage of the weak Australian mind. 

Matrix no doubt belongs in the Pantheon of Honorable Heroes in Movies that Made A Lot of Mother Fucking Sense with the likes of Con Air’s Cameron Poe.