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  • Tampopo
  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Blood Simple

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  • The Boat

    ★★★½

  • Interstellar

    ★★★★

  • Everybody Wants Some!!

    ★★★½

  • The Irishman

    ★★★

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  • Dinosaur

    Dinosaur

    ★★★½

    i was like 5 when my dad lost his job and he lived in his cousins garage for a few months and one weekend we ate pizza while watching this and the fattest rat crawled over our bed and into the pizza. i can't remember what happened after, about the rat or the movie. i think i cried so much i begged to go back to my mom's.
    the way we repress memories is wild.
    i guess i technically haven't seen this movie. 3.5 stars.

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    when remy's dad literally shows him rat corpses strung up at a store selling rat poison. "the world belongs to the enemy." INSANE. this anti human discourse...
    I hate how that ginger kid is the main character. i literally do not care about him. i want more remy and his twisted mind. patton oswalt killed it.
    at the end when the critic literally ascends after eating ratatouille... that's cinema.