Okay so what if Resident Evil, but every single character is boring and the worst version of themselves. What if Barry and Rebecca, two of the most endearing characters in the original game, weren't there, but fucking Brad is. What if everyone called Leon an idiot bitchboy the whole film. Super disappointing, despite some nice attention to detail (love the mansions design).
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Shyamalan: Here's a child that talks like no child ever in the world has talked.
Audiences: yes for sure
Shyamalan: He may look grown up but he is both a child and, as credited in the film, is around 15.
Audiences: this makes sense
Shyamalan: Also it's important that you know that he fucks good and knocked up someone who was 6 fifteen minutes ago. the baby will immediately die and turn into Bone Ash.
Audience: of course thank you for this