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  • The Thing
  • House
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Spirited Away

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ★½

  • Dune

    ★★★★

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★★★

  • Malignant

    ½

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ★½

    Okay so what if Resident Evil, but every single character is boring and the worst version of themselves. What if Barry and Rebecca, two of the most endearing characters in the original game, weren't there, but fucking Brad is. What if everyone called Leon an idiot bitchboy the whole film. Super disappointing, despite some nice attention to detail (love the mansions design).

  • Dune

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  • Old

    Old

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Shyamalan: Here's a child that talks like no child ever in the world has talked.
    Audiences: yes for sure
    Shyamalan: He may look grown up but he is both a child and, as credited in the film, is around 15.
    Audiences: this makes sense
    Shyamalan: Also it's important that you know that he fucks good and knocked up someone who was 6 fifteen minutes ago. the baby will immediately die and turn into Bone Ash.
    Audience: of course thank you for this

  • Blazing Samurai

    Blazing Samurai

    2021 is when cinema starts