• Crash

    Crash

    ★½

    literally just what the fuck this is literal car porn shit its FUCKED UP

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    yeah im probably the only one who wasnt crazy about this. maybe thats because i wasnt a pre existing bo burnham fan anyway, although i did see one of his specials a while back.

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★½

    yeah ok wow this. is so much better than i anticipated. i didnt realise i would enjoy it as much as i did,,, but its just such a well-shot film. oh yeah and i guess the plot is pretty cool too

    and why oh why did it take me forever to realise that keanu reeves plays neo,, i knew the fucker looked familiar but my brain literally was not computing him as keanu.

  • Cruella

    Cruella

    the fits,,,,,,,,,,,, THE FITS,,,,,,,,,,,,, both emmas fucking ATE THIS SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Pink Floyd: The Wall

    Pink Floyd: The Wall

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Contains higher levels of bob [as in not bob geldof, other kind of bob] than anticipated, horrific and impressive body horror animated segments, somewhat enjoyable when viewed as one big long music video rather than as a conventional narrative, 3.5 stars. I think it is a great compliment to the album like in an album art sense, but as a standalone movie it is a bit confusing and vague but I sorta love that too. I felt like it was…