splash28

my opinions are affected by pretty women

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Ocean's Eight
  • Mamma Mia!
  • Teen Beach 2

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  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★★★

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★★

  • Teen Beach 2

    ★★★★★

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★★

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  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★★★

    this was so fun!!! literally how could you dislike this, i love the muppets so much!

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★½

    *weasel noise*
    🔫ayo is this a dog🔫
    🇦🇺a- a- a dog, what kinda dog do you think it is mate🇦🇺
    🔫i don't know i'm not familiar with all the breeds🔫
    💪im gonna go afghan hound💪
    🇦🇺since when does an afghan hound have bloody thumbs🇦🇺
    🤡OH MY GOD IS IT A WEREWOLF?! i've wanted to meet a werewolf forever 🤡
    🔫YOU SAT ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF?! YO LET ME OUT I DO NOT FUCK WITH WEREWOLVES🔫
    🇺🇸HEY he's not a…

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  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★★

    everyone is talking about wenwu, GIRL XIALING IS THE LESBIAN LEADER OF THE TEN RINGS NOW I ABOUT HAD A FULL HEART ATTACK EXCUSE ME!?!?!

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★★

    despite taking me a span of 3 weeks to find the time to watch all of it, it was a pretty good movie. i love the villains in this, i love the action scenes with electro, and i love seeing nerdy peter in his element. i won't say it's a perfect movie, it has some flaws, once again, with pacing, but it is a fun time that i really enjoy. 

    i adore gwen and peter as a couple, and i…