Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine ½

Anyone for a flat, soft-core, Frankenstein / I Dream of Jeannie / Bond spoof screwball comedy? No? It has Vincent Price in it. He goofs as well as he can with a crap script.

After a cute, stop-motion title sequence, some plot apparently occurs in San Francisco. Several identical, young, white, dark-haired men interact. Excruciatingly, Goldfoot (Price) and Diane (Susan Hart) say 'hontou desu'. Price's evil and spooky mien apparently derive from his ethnic origins as 'a Slav'.

This film's dull narrative expanse, endless chase ending, terrible ham and femmebot extravaganza have nothing to offer.