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  • Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

    Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

    ★★★★

    Why the fuck is David Lynch so good at filming fight scenes

  • King Kong Lives

    King Kong Lives

    ★½

    King Kong rips a dude in half in this and it’s still dull as fuck

    I know De Laurentiis was running on fumes at this point but still this has gotta be one of the most ill-advised movies of all time lol. Ten years after a not-especially-beloved remake of a beloved classic you wanna do a sequel to it with none of the substantial starpower, a lower budget, and oh yeah the fact that the main character in your new…

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★½

    Haha not quite sure I’m allowed to have a take on this but I will say I watched a pinku like a week before I watched this where a nun ripped a rapist’s throat out with her teeth and y’know this coulda used some of that sauce. Thinking about the last shot of this and the last shot of Revenge and laughing.

  • Xtro

    Xtro

    ★★★★

    I don’t know why I find this so upsetting but like this movie is not okay. I get why the quadruped alien in the road is the singular nightmare mode thing that people gravitate towards with this but basically every other piece of imagery here is similarly fucked! Full grown dad bursting out of the pregnant lady like it was fuckin Miike’s Gozu was about the point I realized there were no brakes on this one and boy was I right lol. I really don’t know why fucking Xtro of all things got my ass but ending was deeply upsetting to me. Bad vibes!!!!