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Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Chungking Express
  • Total Recall
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Recent activity

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  • Slumber Party Massacre

  • Ugetsu

  • Witchery

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Popular reviews

  • The Ninth Gate

    The Ninth Gate


    Johnny Depp smokes like a chimney and gets wasted across western Europe while playing fun games of “find the difference” in rare Satanic texts.

    Long, fiery, and features Frank Langella in red glasses.

  • Yes, Madam!

    Yes, Madam!


    If you like popped collars and shattering glass with your microfilm-based cinematic plot devices, this is the 1980s Hong Kong action epic of your oddly specific dreams. (And yes, the long list of things I love about this film are on a strip of microfilm that will last 500 years if stored properly).