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  • Bully



    Whenever someone tries to claim Floridians aren't crazy I will cite this film.

  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes


    Weird camera work. Great story. Well written.

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    That was one of the most exhausting, tired, troped filled movies I have ever seen. I almost fell asleep, twice. This was awful. I could feel JJ Abrams reaching into my backpocket, ripping my Velcro wallet out, removing all of my money, laughing at me voraciously, eating every bill contained within, swallowing the change as if it were his morning pills, and walking away with a smile on his face. That was evil. That was unbearably bad. As I was…

  • Who Killed Captain Alex?

    Who Killed Captain Alex?

    The cursed double feature was watching this followed by the original Suspiria