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  • Scarface



    Police Interrogator: You ever been to jail, Tony?

    Tony Montana: Me? Jail? No way.

    Police Interrogator: Been in a mental hospital? 

    Tony Montana: Yeah, on the boat coming over heheh

    Police Interrogator: What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men? You like to dress up like a woman?

    Tony Montana: well actually officer what you just described are two seperate things. You see gender expression exists on a spectrum, and the act of a male identifying person dressing in a feminine…

  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men


    Absolutely obsessed with how the banner on this film’s page makes it look like a movie about Josh Brolin being chased by a giant nose

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  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!

    This reminds me of that time I got food poisoning as a kid and had waking fever dreams for like two days straight except somehow less coherent

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    Funniest part was during the end credits song where the singer was like “we don’t accept no defeat” and the guy doing the adlibs just goes “FEET!” that made me laugh. Also I would do some questionable things in order to get a stand-alone Spider-Man Noir movie starring Nic Cage. Very questionable things.

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  • Avatar 5

    Avatar 5

    Avatars 1-4 were alright, but Avatar 5 was when the series truly came into its own. It’s not quite as good as Avatar 10 (2037) or Avatar 37 (2038), but it showed early on that the franchise had real staying power, even before James Cameron died and was resurrected as pure kino in light-energy form during production of Avatar 6.

  • Robots


    Literal dump-truck ass