Jeffrey Long

Jeffrey Long

I’m a lover of low budget cheesy Direct-To-Video/VOD B-Movies and I make no apologies for that.

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  • Benny Loves You

    Benny Loves You

    ★★★½

    7/10

    Benny Loves You is a British dark horror comedy about a man’s childhood toy coming alive and killing the people in his life.

    The first scene had me pretty worried about this one, but it ended up on a very satisfying note that made me realize this movie was not pulling any punches and was going to be fun as hell, and fun as hell is exactly what I got. Sure, the acting is pretty bad and not all…

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    ★★★

    6/10

    It was great for about 75% of the runtime and then really bad for the last 25%, which really hurt it. Also, when all was said and done I found it super predictable, which isn’t good when the entire thing is built around a mystery that you can accurately call from the very beginning.

    *Watched on Netflix.

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  • Deep Blue Sea 3

    Deep Blue Sea 3

    7/10

    Being such the fan that I am of Direct-to-Video sequels, and of Deep Blue Sea, you could easily make the assumption that Deep Blue Sea 3 was one of my most anticipated VOD releases of this entire year (second only to Tremors 7 later this year). While I thought the second was an 'ok' entry (also see: essentially lower budget remake), this one was pretty good.

    This one is a direct sequel to the second movie, following the escaped…

  • The Rake

    The Rake

    1/10

    This is my updated score. After being attacked and hounded on social media by people involved in the movie, based off my review of it (which still had quite a bit of positivity toward the movie in it, but apparently that wasn't good enough, they want people salivating over this and giving it 10/10 scores), I decided to rescind my review and go with a much lower score due to how those involved treated me. Hey low budget filmmakers,…