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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    In the mid 2000's a group of nerds desperate to defend the Star Wars prequels rebranded autuer to mean "guy who directs massively budgeted films that happen to be somehow even more incoherent than other big budget studio films."
    Anyway there was a remake/expansion of the Justice League movie most sane people forgot about. It's longer than Lawrence of Arabia because a big monster with horns keeps talking about the same thing over and over to a melting statue and…

  • Rumble in the Bronx

    Rumble in the Bronx


    Honestly? That might be too much hovercraft