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  • The Virgin Suicides
  • Branded to Kill
  • Election
  • The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans

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  • Pig

    ★★★½

  • The Hole

    ★★★★

  • Stray Dogs

    ★★★★½

  • Mad Max

    ★★★★½

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  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★½

    Pregnant with context—how does this play if you don’t hold some shred of the myth of the PNW in your heart?—but could have more visually leaned into the physical disparity of Portland as a manifestation of class difference. I wanted the camera to show how difficult it would be to bike with a head wound up into the west hills where our villain lives. Sitting in a recently reopened theater in Portland when Nicolas Cage quietly describes how climate apocalypse will obliterate our city. It’s something we have to accept. I should smell my food more.

  • The Hole

    The Hole

    ★★★★

    We're doin the cockroach yeah
    Doin the cockroach yeah
    Doin the cockroach yeah (alright not bad)
    Doin the cockroach yeah (alright not bad)
    Doin the cockroach yeah (alright not bad)

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  • Capone

    Capone

    I have been asked by the PR company to take down the review due to an embargo they only just now informed me is in effect.

    EDIT -- Embargo up, here was my original review:

    As redolent of pee and poop as Hard to Be a God; as miserable and creeping as The Death of Louis XIV; very grotesque and dumb. Somehow there is no joy to be had in watching Al Capone in a diaper, smoking a carrot, mowing…

  • IWOW: I Walk on Water

    IWOW: I Walk on Water

    Wondered if he was going to record himself getting his dick sucked then an hour and a half later he records himself getting his dick sucked.