Spectre ★★

I mean, at least Die Another Day was entertaining in its badness. 

Feels like a Kurtzman/Orci script and that’s probably the most damning thing I could say about this. Opening one-take sucks too. Cast is innocent obviously, though Daniel Craig and Léa Seydoux have zero chemistry in this (even if they both give good performances individually).

I drink to you, Cary Fukunaga. Please don’t let me down.

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