2001: A Space Odyssey

2001: A Space Odyssey ★★★

The three stars and a like is for the half hour of movie in there that absolutely fucks

The other two hours is what I imagine every film would look like if it used up the 10 hours of footage it has. Like, right after ZSJL came out, you had a bunch of articles saying Godzilla vs Kong has 9 hours of footage, and people started clamoring for the director's cut, when really its just standard practice for assembly cuts. Anyway, if all movies used up that footage, it would probably end up like this movie. That's not a good thing.