Gore, trash, extreme, ninja/martial arts, and shot on shitteo πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰

Favorite films

  • Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead
  • Braindead
  • Demons
  • Gutterballs

Recent activity

  • The Hidden


  • Prisoners of the Ghostland


  • The Last Thanksgiving


  • The Necro Files


Recent reviews

  • The Hidden

    The Hidden


    GTA: Alien in Vice City. Take parts of The Thing and Terminator and have an alien go on a rampage, steal cars, listen to metal, possess bodies, basically do whatever the fuck he wants. Spectacular body horror effects, car chases, and shootouts. This movie rules.

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Nic Cage in a cringey weeb universe. Awful, boring, absurd draggy nonsense from start to finish, it will piss you off when you realize you wasted your time watching it. Those giving 5s need to seek professional help. Extra half star for Cage holding a blown off testicle I guess.

Popular reviews

  • V/H/S/94



    This was a love letter to 90s SOV gore, and probably now my favorite VHS of the bunch. Leagues better than Viral. Each segment was great, only the wrap-around was slightly weak. If you’re a Timo fan, you won’t be disappointed with his Hardcore-Tetsuo-Raid segment.

  • A Classic Horror Story

    A Classic Horror Story

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Being self aware that your movie sucks doesn't make it any better. I was on board with the first half, which was unoriginal but still seemed a decent mix of Hills Have Eyes, Cabin in the Woods, and Midsommar, and then it completely gives up and drops the ball. The whole time I was awaiting Matilda Lutz (of "Revenge" fame) to go out and brutalize some people, but they skimp out on the last act and leave you with nothing but a scene of gunning people down reminiscent of Martyrs. Potential wasted.