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  • Whiplash
  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
  • The Prince of Egypt
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • The Boss Baby

    ★★★★★

  • asdfmovie

    ★★★★

  • Trolls

    ★½

  • Sing

    ★★★

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  • The Boss Baby

    The Boss Baby

    ★★★★★

    The boss baby, the final frontier, and the end of the universe




    The prophecy in which the boss baby will destroy the universe is finally upon us, and the only way we can stop him, is if I give a positive review for the boss baby.



    The boss baby is an absolute cinematic masterpiece, it’s a transcendent film, never has an art form captured perfection more than boss baby, not even shark tale, or Bee movie, never has a film…

  • asdfmovie

    asdfmovie

    ★★★★

    Nostalgic

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    I don’t give a damn about human characters



    I don’t give a damn about pointless boring dialogue



    I just want to see a big radioactive lizard fight a big monkey


    Edit: I got what I wanted :)

  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes

    You all know this movie is awful, but imagine this alternative ending.



    Imagine if instead of ending with the parents hugging their kids, Mr electric from sharkboy and lavagirl comes in and kills everybody, then he takes over the universe.