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  • Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

    Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

    ★★★★

    I am James Hetfield strolling through my own rehearsal halls absolutely killing my vocal warm ups.
    I am doe-eyed Kirk Hammett as my world comes tumbling down around me when I'm told I can't solo in the new record.
    I am Lars Ulrich getting pished and selling my art collection for millions of dollars.
    I am the new guy.

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    I haven't seen this, and likely never will, but one thing's for certain - it's the new Shaun of the Dead.