Shane Henry

Shane Henry


Logging since 01/01/2019.

I'm going to die the way I lived; politely asking someone stronger than me to please be quiet at the cinema.

Favorite films

  • Trouble in Paradise
  • Opening Night
  • Housekeeping
  • Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle

Recent activity

  • Rocky IV


  • Rocky III


  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye


  • Clerk


Pinned reviews

  • Last Days

    Last Days


    No thanks bro, if I wanted to watch footage from 2005 of a guy with long hair who's too skinny wearing a ridiculous outfit sing along to The Velvet Underground I'd dig up my old camera

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    So angry the hand was given additional legs instead of walking around like this:


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Cinderella


    Cinderella pre-2021
    A poor slave girl living in a dirty basement hoping to subvert class expectations and become royalty.

    Cinderella in 2021
    An aspiring businesswoman living in a spacious subterranean loft apartment hoping to establish a successful artisan dress boutique.

  • Scream


    Someone wanna tell me why the fuck this isn't called 5cream