J Shamlian

My current favorites: sad ghost AKA us in 2021

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  • With Honors

    With Honors

    your mom HATES Timothée Chalamet but she LOVES his twink-alike Patrick Dempsey.

    sven nykvist shot this.

  • Notorious


    we’re back; Ingrid Bergman can still act (the pandemic can’t take That away from us); Hitchcock still directs uproarious comedies; that one guy whose watch beeps every hour is BACK;

    and parking is still a nightmare ! :)

Popular reviews

  • View from the Top

    View from the Top


    Add “sit through this movie” to the list of things I’d do for Ayoade.

  • Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

    Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids


    Mind if I write like 8 reviews real quick?
    Squint your eyes and tell me who you see on stage. Is it:

    A) James Woods
    B) Billy Crystal
    C) Steve Buscemi
    D) All of the above
    Um, what’s the opposite of self care? 
    Rob uses his Asian mother to justify, uh, *gestures to racist dumpster fire*
    “Is he... is he falling asleep right now?”
    This is the longest intro to a Columbo guest villain/murder scenario…