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  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    ★★★★

  • Hocus Pocus

    ★★

  • The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf

    ★★★½

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    "I don't like them. Honestly, I think that they're not good. I think you're talented, which is why I'm being so blunt."

    -Professor Bhaer, summing up my feelings on Little Women and telling Jo March something that someone really should have told Greta Gerwig before this script ever reached the shooting stage.

    This is a The Dark Tower level disaster of an adaptation. There is absolutely no artistic reason why the timeline in this film needed to be all mixed…

  • The Revenant

    The Revenant

    ★★★½

    Alejandro Gonzalez Iñárritu is not a pretentious fraud.

    Now, before Film Twitter grabs their torches and pitchforks, let me explain. Iñárritu may not be a pretentious fraud, but he is sure as hell pretentious, and The Revenant bears all the hallmarks of his pretentiousness. Flashbacks with little meaning, hallucinations that serve no purpose, and pseudo-profound statements that collapse under the slightest amount of scrutiny all pop up frequently here.

    However, I think to be a fraud he would have to…