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  • Peter Pan

    Peter Pan

    these weans are all wee racists man I’m on Hook’s side, aff the plank

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    My husbands dad recommended this to us and for the life of me I cannot imagine him sitting down and watching this film let alone enjoying it.

    It’s so intentionally bizarre to the point of being antagonistic to the person watching it. It’s like there’s a joke the audience isn’t being let in on, and every time you get close to working it out the director shows up at your house and spins you around loads of times to disorientate…

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  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★½

    the guy beside us loudly announced that he wanted his money back after the credits started and when he was leaving he missed a step and fell over. four and a half stars out of five.

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    ★★★★★

    The sheer amount of imagination and fun that's pumped into this film is unlike anything in the series and maybe just anything full stop. You've got Gungan City, Naboo City, podracing (the coolest sport in the galaxy), there's a species called Dug, did I mention podracing, you have Droideka's, you have those weird Gungan bomb things, you have podracing. What else do you actually want or need? Did you even watch the podracing bit? Or were you too busy sighing…