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  • Aliens
  • American Psycho
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Heat

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  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    ★★★★½

  • Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

  • Raging Bull

    ★★★★★

  • Boogie Nights

    ★★★★★

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  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    ★★★★½

    if i showed my uncle this movie his life would be changed forever.

    one of those movies i call a comfort film, could watch it before bed every night because the vibe is just right

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

    women are dangerous! they want to take your life force! they are constantly sharpening knives to stab you in the back ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god my stomach.

    i would have loved to see this in a theater. the score was amazing. what a shame.

    PTA only makes 5 star movies

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  • The Visit

    The Visit

    ★★★★½

    Just called my grandparents and told them to fuck off forever.

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★★

    ew dude you fucked your porno mom

    very fun that markie mark regrets what is probably his best performance in film

    love a movie where people just dont ever attempt to solve problems and cant figure out why it's all going wrong.

    perfect