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  • The Skin I Live In

    The Skin I Live In


    This is one of those films that will make you feel like you need to call your mom even if she’s in your same household. Also, Antonio Banderas was born to wear a suit. 

    I loved it. Go watch it, I double dog dare you.

  • Wrath of Man

    Wrath of Man


    Just a boring, straightforward and generic revenge/heist film that is told out of order to make it appear more interesting than it actually is. Once you’ve gotten every piece of the story there is little in the way of intrigue or originality. Guy Ritchie usually at least tries to make his characters interesting in his films, but here he just gives them quirky nicknames and really shitty dialogue that consists of nothing but cheese ball one-liners and an alarming amount…

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  • The Darjeeling Limited

    The Darjeeling Limited


    The day that Wes Anderson releases a sad film is the day the doomsday clock strikes 12.

  • Raw



    I’m very tempted to give this five stars simply because it was able to bring about several visceral reactions from me, but for now I’m going to stick with 4 because there were a few things that irked me. I’m not going to focus on any of that, though, because it’s still great regardless. Impressively shot, well acted, and pretty disgusting, it not only works well as a horror film, but the horror elements add a very nice twist to…