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  • Blade Runner
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Recent reviews

  • The Hills Have Eyes 2

    The Hills Have Eyes 2


    Meh. It's ok I guess. Just like the original part 2, I found it to be better than the first film, although this certainly isn't a remake of The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1984), but is rather it's own thing, which is why I probably like it a bit more.

    The originality doesn't stretch all that far though, as this kind of stuff has been done better elsewhere before. If you want to watch a bunch of weirdo yokels terrorising a group of army reservists, just go watch Southern Comfort (1981) - it's a MUCH better film.

  • Cannibal! The Musical

    Cannibal! The Musical


    It's alright. An early film from the South Park guys before they made SP.
    There are a lot of SP type elements in this that have clearly fed into their following projects.

    It's ok, funny in parts, really rough in others. It's certainly a lot more competent and professional than I was expecting going in (my expectations were very low), but the pacing is quite messed up.

    The strangest thing about this whole movie, is that it's based on a real story of a cannibal called Alferd Packer.

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