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  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    “Hey remember how everyone liked how creepy Michael Myers was because he had no logical reason to commit murder and kept escaping from danger like the boogie man? Fuck that let’s just make him a cult experiment lol” - the producers of this shit

  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic


    Unadulterated kino of the highest order that only the leader of Limp Bizkit can so generously bestow upon the unwillingly masses who reject his beautiful art form.

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