Favorite films

  • Welcome to the Dollhouse
  • Trainspotting
  • Piranha 3D
  • Scream

Recent activity

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye


  • Juice WRLD: Into the Abyss


  • The Purge


  • Don't Look Up


Recent reviews

  • The Purge

    The Purge


    I love that, in 2013, they decided that 2022 was the appropriate year for this movie to take place in. I don’t remember things being all that bad nine years ago?

  • Imperium



    Every point in the plot’s development feels a little too rushed and like it came a little too easily but that’s really the movie’s only flaw. This probably needed to be told over the course of a few more hours to feel real but it’s still good.

Popular reviews

  • Another Round

    Another Round

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’ve read more reviews of this film than I can count and I cannot figure out just what the fuck people think is so spectacular about this film.

    Four sad men drink and find that they feel less inhibited and happier. Then they drink more and their lives, predictably, turn to shit. Then one of them dies. Then they all get drunk with a bunch of children and it’s a happy ending because dude’s wife texted him and it’s implied…

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    A totally unrealistic, oversimplified portrayal of homophobia and the pressure children continue to feel as adults to “earn” their parents love. I honestly couldn’t tell when the movie was trying to be funny and when it was trying to be heartfelt because the parts that (I think) were trying to be sincere were so fucking absurdly ridiculous that they played like pieces of a over-the-top, silly Mel Brooks film. No one behaves the way these characters behaved. No family has…