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  • Pig

    ★★★½

  • The Last Duel

    ★★★½

  • In the Line of Fire

    ★★★½

  • Epic Movie

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  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★½

    There's no scene where Nicholas Cage is beating someone with a baseball bat screaming "Where's my fucking pig? Where's my fucking pig?!"

    When Nicholas Cage gets his truffle pig taken from him, he has to go out searching for it.

    Pig is a somber film dedicating it's themes to Empathy, Loss and Mourning which I enjoyed as compared to high octane energy from the John Wick films. Emulating an A24 style without being one of their films the movie has…

  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    ★★★½

    The Last Duel is the latest Ridley Scott movie centering it's story around the actual novel The Last Duel: A True Story of Trial by Combat in Medieval France. Alternatively however this is Nicole Holofcener, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon's vision of the event as they were the screenwriters.

    The movie does a well enough of a job explaining the context of the event and how events led to this conflict. That being said the movie simply settles for giving…

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  • In the Line of Fire

    In the Line of Fire

    ★★★½

    In the Line of Fire is about a secret service agent Frank who worked under JFK when he was assassinated and is now a grizzled old man, separated from his wife and the only active serviceman who lost a president. Now a terrorist is threatening to kill the current president and it’s up to Frank to stop him.

    Delivering a great performance as usual Clint Eastwood is the grizzled old agent who’s witty and can be hard to work with.…

  • Epic Movie

    Epic Movie

    There’s like a heartbeat of a story in here so it isn’t utter COMPLETE utter nonsense.

    At the same time this is like a cauldron full of throw up made of movies specifically from 2004-2007

    HOT GARBAGE

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  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★★

    Everything about Se7en is perfect. 
    There isn't one scene in the entire movie that feels out of place, there isn't one bad performance, there aren't any bland cliché's, loose ends or cheap thrills. The entire movie earns every ounce of suspense, every shocking moment and every moment of unpleasantness.

    The atmosphere is miserable and sour befitting with the type of world that's illustrated by Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman's character. We never learn which city it's taken place in giving…

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    “The movie is entirely tendentious. It’s all planned yet it isn’t thought out.”
    -Jake’s schizophrenic vision of his ideal self


    This is a movie for intellecutals. I am not one of those. I am just a dumb dumb normie watcher of movies. But I will say this with confidence, I am really sick of purely interpretational movies for MaH tHeMeS.

    If you enjoy this movie then good on ya, there are a lot of things in this movie to praise…