Tenet

Tenet ★★½

Mind? Melted. Asshole? Clinched. Ears? Bleeding. *cracks knuckles* yup, it's a Nolan movie.

This rating is more a placeholder than anything. There's so much great stuff here, but it's full of negatives. The sound mixing is the worst I've ever heard in a blockbuster movie, even drowning out the last line of dialogue. I seriously couldn't hear so much of what was being said.

The BIGGEST and BADDEST negative of the movie is this... WHY ARE MICHAEL CAINE'S LIPS SO DAMN MOIST??? I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT THE WHOLE MOVIE. THEY WERE DRIPPING WITH SALIVA. I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF THEM.

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