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  • The Mummy
  • The Prestige
  • The Apartment
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★

  • Scream

    ★★★★½

  • Hatchet for the Honeymoon

    ★★★½

  • New Nightmare

    ★★★½

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  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★

    After twenty years Neo is finally ready to face his greatest enemy yet, the true embodiment of what the Matrix represents and how it stifles every expression of creativity, free will and queer love into trivial capitalized gain: Barney Stinson.

    Trust me, it's a lot better than it sounds.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★½

    "Not in my movie"

    I can't remember the last time I did such a hard 180 opinion-change on a movie, but I'm glad that it's this one. Whatever left me unimpressed with finally getting around to watch the last of the great slasher franchises last year is completely gone, and what once felt like a slight satirical edge compared to the way media has gotten so intricately meta in the past 25 years now feels like the perfect blend of…

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★

    It’s a shame that this didn’t come out last year when it supposed to while I was still going for my Medieval Studies Certificate, so that I could write “this movie fucks extremely hard” as the topic of my Arthurian Romance essay and get an A for it.

  • New Nightmare

    New Nightmare

    ★★★½

    "When the story goes, the evil is set free"

    Thank God that Wes decided to come back and reminded everyone once and for all that the best part of this franchise is seeing Heather Langenkamp get. shit. done. And this time it's actually her! Saying that she was the one who gave Nancy her strength and positioning her as the gatekeeper instead of him was one of the most touching lack-of-ego moments I've ever seen.

    I went into this expecting…