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  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★★

  • The Scorpion King

    ★½

  • The Mummy Returns

    ★½

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  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    There are some years that are just watershed moments for the movie industry as a whole but also emotional touchstones for specific people. 2008 was what some would say is a big year. The Dark Knight and Iron Man would shape the next 10 years of superhero dominance. Tropic Thunder, Step Brothers, and Pineapple Express made big bucks while serving as something of a beginning of an end to the star driven studio comedy. And for one Brendan Fraser, 2008…

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★★

    oh no im crying again

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    Poorly edited. Tepid "satire" with almost no take or anything fresh to say. It's Armageddon by way of blue check "I'm smarter than you" liberal. This fucking sucked donkey turds

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    1877: Eadweard Muybridge publishes a series of successive photographs called A Horse in Motion, leading to the development of motion pictures

    2015: George Miller puts the flame throwing, electric guitar playing Doof Warrior on screen, an image that is basically just as important to cinema as the horsey pictures