Christine

I don’t believe in stars in either astrology or film ratings

Favorite films

  • Whisper of the Heart
  • Millennium Actress
  • Love Exposure
  • Speed Racer

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  • Patlabor: The Movie

    Patlabor: The Movie

    I don't know what I was expecting, but it sure wasn't "extremely bureaucracy-focused thriller about vehicle safety." Holy shit this was good.

  • Bit

    Bit

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Goofy as hell and absolutely rocked. I came for the energy of "dramatic backstory montage about Dracula's mind control harem at the disco set to Ra Ra Rasputin" but stayed for "wouldn't it would be hot if you got seduced by a trans-inclusive murderous lesbian separatist cult." Was expecting this to be corny in an embarrassing way but instead just actually whipped ass.