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  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Andrei Rublev
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Braindead

    ★★★★½

  • 90210

  • Balance

  • Oedipus Rex

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  • Stuart Little

    Stuart Little

    I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking "hahaha funny joke" (it's not).

    Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A fucking rat was picked up by real kids in a fucking orphanage and he's supposed to be a fucking hero. I can't even fucking tell you the amount of times I've found a big fucking spot to park my car only to realize that Stuart fucking Little already parked his tiny ass ride. He's taken my wife,…

  • Ratatoing

    Ratatoing

    Kurosawa been real quiet after this shit dropped