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  • In The Heights

    In The Heights


    Between the songs, In The Heights drags ever so slightly, it’s like I was always waiting for the next song, but my word when it’s going it’s fucking *magic*. It’s never better than when it gets into the massive ensemble pieces, but Anthony Ramos is going to be a superstar. 

    Also, I got more flows than Obi Wan Kenobi, yo is legit one of the best lines in any musical, 96,000 is sensational

  • Occupation: Rainfall

    Occupation: Rainfall


    I kinda dug this the more it went on but the acting is so bad and the vfx jump from being really good to absolute garbage so frequently it’s genuinely off putting. The concept is there it just needs to be executed better

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  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It


    I’m properly baffled by the positive reaction to this one. I found Conjuring 3 to be dull throughout, lacking any scares at all (every scare is telegraphed way beforehand, with scares only ever occurring in the clearly set up “scary” set-pieces), and a lack of focus on its story. It’s not a true crime mystery, it’s not a very effective demon story, it’s not a thorough exploration of Ed and Lorraine’s relationship, and yet it tries to be all 3…

  • Summerland



    Summerland is bloody lovely. It’s a heartwarming portrait of a sheltered woman finally opening up her doors intercut with an underdeveloped but sweet lost love story. Potentially a little too twee for some, but it won me over completely. The world needs more Gemma Arterton.