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Recent reviews

  • 30 Days of Night

    30 Days of Night


    my brother made me watch part of this when i was a kid and it scared the shit out of me, didn't leave me w/ lasting damage like the mist did , so i decided it was finally time to revisit this
    and idk it's good, great atmosphere, what i can't even over is why don't those vamps ever like... wash their faces a bit.... like not once? can't just wipe their mouths off every once and a while?? they…

  • Slither



    WAY better than the posters let on, man it feels SO good to be pleasantly surprised
    fav part is when brenda asks for a bite of possum

Popular reviews

  • Re-Animator


    best part is the poster....
    not sure i enjoy this at all? herbert west should be marooned at sea, like we need to invent something beyond capital punishment for which he can be served for his crimes. herbert west is just a purse dog with opinions. he looks like he smells like cat piss and not in the fun weed guy way. herbert west should be beaten to death w/ a lead pipe, but he'd probably like that. he looks…

  • Bride of Re-Animator

    Bride of Re-Animator


    i fucking knew it. i told you i fucking KNEW this slimy little jerkoff bitch herbert west had a thing about feet.
    also i can not stress enough how little i understand why dan is going along w/ herbert's bullshit. i let dan off easy last time, he's so fucking pathetic. herbert is a larger than life form of scum but dan? oh dan you sad sad sack of shit. herbert west looks like he wakes up everyday, shoves a…