Favorite films

  • My Own Private Idaho
  • Don't Look Now
  • The Exorcist
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Recent activity

  • Legend


  • Mamma Mia!


  • Rocketman


  • Licence to Kill


Recent reviews

  • Legend


    I remember very vividly moralising to a friend about the damage of gralmorizing the Kray Twins. I very much got on my high horse about it. As much as I still stand by that, I fucking adore Tom Hardy and still fancy him in this film. My morals went out the window as soon as he walked on screen. I love him.

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    Listen, I unironically love Mamma Mia. I love ABBA, I love the stupid concept. But I fucking hate Sam Carmichael. Hes chrisma vacume, a self serving prick and mysoginist. I cannot imagine Donna wanting to sleep with him. He would be shit in bed. This made me irrationally angry whilst half watching it in a bnb this afternoon.The film loses two whole start because of him. Fucker.

Popular reviews

  • Rocketman


    Untill watching this I genuinely didnt realise that A. I love Elton John and B. I know more than on of his songs. Banger of a film. Apologies to Liv for pretending I didnt like it for most of the first half