Starship Troopers

Starship Troopers ★★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

So i’m rewatching Starship Troopers the other night, right?
And Rico makes it back to the starbase and in my mind I’m like “Oh shit! Here comes that moment where he’s getting the laser tattoo and somebody pours tequila on his arm”
When all of a sudden Denise Richards and her new BF show up and I’m like “oh yeah, they beat the shit out of each other first”
And out of goddamn NOWHERE Mazzy Star’s “Fade into You” starts playing.
I shit you not, while they’re flipping each other over tables, she’s crooning this haunting melody in the background.
Wild movie.

Also a stellar parody of a propaganda movie, bad acting, stilted love triangle, and all.