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  • The Man Who Stole the Sun
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • GoodFellas
  • Amadeus

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  • The Hitman's Bodyguard

    ★★½

  • Starship Troopers

    ★★★★

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    ★★★★

  • The Big Fat Stone

    ½

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  • The Hitman's Bodyguard

    The Hitman's Bodyguard

    ★★½

    There’a a 90-minute version of this movie’s that three stars. I can picture it in my mind.

  • Starship Troopers

    Starship Troopers

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So i’m rewatching Starship Troopers the other night, right?
    And Rico makes it back to the starbase and in my mind I’m like “Oh shit! Here comes that moment where he’s getting the laser tattoo and somebody pours tequila on his arm”
    When all of a sudden Denis Richard and her new BF show up and I’m like “oh yeah, they beat the shit out of each other first”
    And out of goddamn NOWHERE Mazzy Star’s “Fade into You” starts…

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  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★½

    If this film were a piece of furniture, it would be a grandfather clock - every piece of it is intentional, everything serves a purpose, everything is lovingly crafted, and a few times an hour it makes a loud fucking noise and something pops out at you for no goddamn reason. 
    Sparse jump scares aside, this is a modern classic.

  • The Big Fat Stone

    The Big Fat Stone

    A ferociously boring piece of self aggrandizing drivel that uses possibly the most outrageously audacious ending twist.