Jacob

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🩸🔪Horror Lover 🔪🩸

Favorite films

  • Hereditary
  • Jurassic Park
  • Scream
  • Blue Velvet

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★½

  • Sleepy Hollow

    ★★★★½

  • Demon House

    ★★★

  • The Empty Man

    ★★★½

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★½

    I just know that Adrien Brody would call me the f-slur in real life. I can’t explain why, but I just know he would…

    I really love watching Wes Anderson films. They are so much fun to watch. Either the film’s amazing framing and cinematography or the child-like wonder that he has in his films have me glued to the screen everytime, it’s just a blast to watch. None of them quite make it into my favorites though. I’m always missing that pizzazz or true emotional core, but this is an exception. The Grand Budapest Hotel is easily my favorite Wes Anderson film.

  • Sleepy Hollow

    Sleepy Hollow

    ★★★★½

    Story Time!

    The first time I saw this movie was when I was 6 years old. My grandma was babysitting my little sister, who was 4, and me. My grandma always watches boring ass shit that no one wants to watch with her. Our tastes have always been so different, but she knew I loved spooky shit. So, that night she asked me if I wanted to watch this movie about a headless ghost man who kills people. I was…

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★½

    Oh wow, oh wow, OH WOW
    What a disappointment. I kinda fucking hated this. Maybe it’s because of how much I love Halloween 2018, but this movie is a slap in the face. This is easily one of the most messiest major studio release I’ve seen in a long time. This shit felt like an unfinished film. A first draft almost. God, I just wanted to pull my hair out.

    Halloween 2018 is a really fun slasher film that sets…

  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon

    ★★★½

    Try to look away challenge (Except for that 3rd act because what the actual fuck!?)