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  • Battle for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★

  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

  • Escape from the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

  • First Cow

    ★★★★★

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  • Battle for the Planet of the Apes

    Battle for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★

    now, fight like apes!

    this series is my LORD OF THE RINGS. my cinematic universe. 

    kinda lost me with these sub-hogan’s-heroes villains, but watching a gorilla fire a machine gun into a bus full of them was awesome. 

    forever grateful to bat and spider for guiding me to this world.

  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

    Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

    where there is fire, there is smoke. and in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of man's downfall — the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. the day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! when the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which i…

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