• This Is 40

    This Is 40

    ★★★★★

    Classic

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ok look. This was probably the most visually stunning movie I’ve ever seen. However, it really lacked emotional depth, which prevented me from really caring about what happened to any of the characters. Most importantly, I was super disappointed with Timothee’s performance. He’s given a lot to work with: his character is potentially a messianic figure that has been awaited for centuries, his father and friends have died, and he is chasing after a girl he doesn’t know but is…

  • Vice

    Vice

    ★★½

    Seen twice. Boring both times .

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty

    ★½

    Waste of time and like I’m confused on the commentary it’s trying to make regarding police ????

  • Sicario

    Sicario

    ★★★★★

    This movie is an extremely shocking depiction of the literal fucking war zones that exist right across the border. Holy shit.

  • Zero Dark Thirty

    Zero Dark Thirty

    ★★★★★

    Really incredible. It really does an amazing job of humanizing a person who was so integral to the post-9/11 era in history. Jessica Chastain really did a wonderful job of showing what it really takes to be a CIA agent, and the level of sacrifice it took to kill UBL. The last shot made me feel so much. Made me think of this quote: “There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” - Oscar Wilde

  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★

    Ok wait did I miss the point? Can someone explain it to me.

  • The Hole in the Ground

    The Hole in the Ground

    ★★½

    Really clever idea but poorly executed

  • Alone

    Alone

    ★★★½

    Scary

  • CODA

    CODA

    ★★★★★

    Wow wow. Everyone needs to watch this. I cried and cried and cried but in a good way. All of those actors better get Oscar noms I swear to god. Each one of them had such loving scenes and monologues like WOW.

  • Superbad

    Superbad

    ★★★★

    McLovin

  • A Cinderella Story

    A Cinderella Story

    This movie invented the meaning of “camp”