Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Alien
  • Tokyo Story

Recent activity

  • Night of the Living Dead

  • In the Heat of the Night

  • Napoleon

  • The Last Days on Mars

Recent reviews

  • Legends of the Fall

    Legends of the Fall

    My Mum is very sensitive about animals being hurt and/or killed in movies, so naturally when we watched this together and young Tristan woke a bear up from its peaceful slumber and chopped one of its claws off, she was horrified and wanted the bear to get revenge and kill Tristan. We joked that this bear replaced its claw with a hook, started calling itself "Hookclaw", and dedicated its life to hunting Tristan down. So, imagine how shocked we were…

  • Woman in the Dunes

    Woman in the Dunes


    I believe it was Jean-Luc Godard who once said "All you need to make a film is a girl and a fuckton of sand."

Popular reviews

  • My Fair Lady

    My Fair Lady


    A terrifying, blood-curdling story about a working-class woman who is abused, tortured, starved and neglected by a monstrous misogynist psychopath who is so pathologically obsessed with a skewed elitist idea of the purity of the English language that he's willing to completely wreck people's lives over it. She eventually finds her entire being controlled and dominated by him, so much so that even when she finally tries to escape she can't go back to the way she was... and might not even have been able to leave him at all. "Where the devil are my slippers" indeed.

  • Shoah


    A STATEMENT (05/09/2019): A few days ago this review got liked by some fash edgelord, which has prompted me to finally say something that I should have said a while ago: I don't like this review, I think the jokes suck, I think my serious points about the movie mostly suck, I hate that it's my most liked work on this site (and the most liked Shoah review on the site! wtf), and it makes me sick to my stomach…