Robert Dayton

Robert Dayton

self-proclaimed winner of The 2021 Polaris Prize

Favorite films

  • Seasons in the Sun
  • Sir Henry at Rawlinson End
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • The Gong Show Movie

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  • Spetters

  • Alabama's Ghost

    ★★★★★

  • Supersoul Brother

    ★★★★★

  • What Have You Done to Solange?

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  • Supersoul Brother

    Supersoul Brother

    ★★★★★

    Wildman Steve said he'd be back in the end credits but....

  • The Secret of Magic Island

    The Secret of Magic Island

    ★★★★

    YouTube uplaoder description says, "Here in a storybook land of enchantment, you'll see the strangest cast of characters in history - live animals who act and think JUST LIKE PEOPLE!"
    But is all narrated!!! Couldn't they have just given the animals peanut butter and dubbed them or superimposed talking human mouths on to their faces??? I wanna see them talk!! Ok, I am super entitled. I should be happy just to see these animals do all the wondrous things in this movie.

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  • The Astrologer

    The Astrologer

    ★★★★★

    Dear The Moody Blues,

    Please get this out in the world, sign whatever needs to be signed, make it official Moody Blues merch, whatever, I know that the filmmaker probably used your music without asking but, please forgive him, I really feel this movie could give you a whole new generation of fans!

    Love,

    Your pal

  • Homoti

    Homoti

    Homoti cries twice (I don't remember E.T. ever crying) and each time, though I felt for him, I wanted to know what his tears tasted like.