Dirk Diggler <3
Most Conjuring films are about some random evil presence that decides to just come and spiritually bukkake a kid one day - it all feels too random and vague. This one is about a sadist witch who places a curse on some people and this actually gives it a humanised antagonist which was a welcome change in this franchise. There's actually someone to chase and find and stop and not just a possesed person to scream the bible at hoping…
I love how these films have that cringey and flaccid "family is all that matters" code but literally every character in the franchise has a family that they repeatedly leave behind for no real reason to go and do suicidal missions. Like these guys have been on their "one last job" since Fast and Furious 5 and that's a bloody prequel to the first 3 wtf haha. Vin Diesel ditches his kid within the first 2 minutes and then never…
Basically, if you climb Everest you're a bit of a rich cuck who's paying a few grand for some Tibetan farmer to carry all your shit up and down the mountain 30 times, taking exponentially more risks for below minimum wage, while you take photos and tell people back home how hard but ultimately rewarding it is to climb Everest. I'm not saying it's easy to climb Everest, and obviously the tourism brings money to the Tibetan people... But its…
When I first saw this on Netflix I thought it was called 'Don' t F**cking watch cats' just another dissapointed fan who didn't like the fur on JASON Derulo's annoying face... Alas wasn't the 3 part mini series about Tom Hooper's creepily CGI'd Christmas flop I thought it would be... But it was still great.
Can't believe they broke the fourth wall at the end and blamed ME for the murder. Still a bit upset about that ngl.