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  • Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion

    Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion

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    Meiko Kaji staring intensely into the camera

    Me: five stars

  • The Scorpion King

    The Scorpion King

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    β€œThe blood of the scorpion will always flow through his veins.”

    Incredible. This thing wastes absolutely no time. We’ve barely gotten past the Universal logo when someone takes a shuriken to the eye. The Rock’s entrance involves shooting arrows that cause people to catapult ten feet into the air and punching someone in the face like thirty times. That’s just the first three minutes! A cable classic, Rock just doesn’t make β€˜em like this anymore.

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