Fast Five

Fast Five ★★★½

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This review may contain spoilers.

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right, so i'm watching this because i'm seeing the new Trek tomorrow
there's a conversation about absent dads here which is quite a bit more saddening at this point and it's weird because the music and vibe of the scene is like... they know
o hey right wonder woman is in this
i really like gal gadot and her unflinchingly cool poise
this is overall not as good as 7, i think, but the action itself is some of the most outstanding of the whole series
ugh, the poop explosion scene
i mean, i typically love a good heist sequence in a movie, but how good is it when it involves a super nasty poop explosion scene?! that definitely could have been cut
why is the rock always super sweaty when nobody else is
vin diesel talking about family is always going to be 100% gold
vin diesel fighting the rock is always going to be 100% gold
vin diesel saving the rock is always going to be 100% gold
the heist/chase sequence with the big safe in tow is among the most crunchy, thrilling action setpieces in films, like, ever?
this is one of the best Fast movies

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